Imagine if a dude caught by “To Catch a Predator” had his own camera crew with him when he entered the house, because he was gonna film himself sexually assaulting the decoy minor for a “prank” video on his own YouTube channel.

Me.

Me.

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when bae come over and ur just like

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exxxmilitary:

*opens up Facebook and scrolls down*
'KANYE WEST ASKS WHEELCHAIR BOUND FAN TO STAND UP'
"Oh my. This isn’t good. Another reason to hate him. I don’t need to read the article to know that he’s a terrible person."
"SARAH! I have an idea, honey. One that will send a message to everyone about the ignorance of Kanye West. Where’s my credit card?"
*3 days later*
"Jimmy, I got a surprise for you. Here. Open the envelope."
"DAD! Don’t tell me. Is it the new Playstation game I’ve always wanted?"
"Nope. Even better."
*opens envelope and face falls*
"Dad. What is this?"
"Son, I read a headline about how Kanye West hates disabled people."
"Dad, I don’t think he actually said that."
"I read the headline and that’s all that matters."
"I thought im not allowed to say bad words, dad?"
"Jimmy, you are going to wear this shirt and we are going to take you to the state Capitol building and make a statement! I paid good money for this shirt to be custom made for you. SARAH. GRAB THE CAMERA."
*2 hours later*
"Jimmy, we’re here. Now stay there and let me take a photo of you."
"Dad, why are we doing this?"
"GOD DAMMIT JIMMY. DONT YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH KARMA ON REDDIT I CAN GET FROM THIS? NOW SHUT UP AND SMILE SO WE CAN STICK IT TO THAT PIECE OF SHIT KANYE WEST."
*smiles feebly*
"Good, now let’s go back home and throw out that shirt. Our work here is done."

exxxmilitary:

*opens up Facebook and scrolls down*

'KANYE WEST ASKS WHEELCHAIR BOUND FAN TO STAND UP'

"Oh my. This isn’t good. Another reason to hate him. I don’t need to read the article to know that he’s a terrible person."

"SARAH! I have an idea, honey. One that will send a message to everyone about the ignorance of Kanye West. Where’s my credit card?"

*3 days later*

"Jimmy, I got a surprise for you. Here. Open the envelope."

"DAD! Don’t tell me. Is it the new Playstation game I’ve always wanted?"

"Nope. Even better."

*opens envelope and face falls*

"Dad. What is this?"

"Son, I read a headline about how Kanye West hates disabled people."

"Dad, I don’t think he actually said that."

"I read the headline and that’s all that matters."

"I thought im not allowed to say bad words, dad?"

"Jimmy, you are going to wear this shirt and we are going to take you to the state Capitol building and make a statement! I paid good money for this shirt to be custom made for you. SARAH. GRAB THE CAMERA."

*2 hours later*

"Jimmy, we’re here. Now stay there and let me take a photo of you."

"Dad, why are we doing this?"

"GOD DAMMIT JIMMY. DONT YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH KARMA ON REDDIT I CAN GET FROM THIS? NOW SHUT UP AND SMILE SO WE CAN STICK IT TO THAT PIECE OF SHIT KANYE WEST."

*smiles feebly*

"Good, now let’s go back home and throw out that shirt. Our work here is done."

(via friendzonied)

#ArtistsOnTumblr

Are you an artist? Do you want recognition for your work? Do you like to draw original things?

Stop.

Stop what you’re drawing RIGHT NOW and listen to me.

Take what you’re drawing…

And throw it away.

Just dump the motherfucker.

Was it something original? Fuck you. Nobody wants to see that shit.

Now…

Draw something that already exists.

Draw Dr. Who or some shit. Draw Jesse from “Breaking Bad”. Draw one of the dudes from “Supernatural” or “Being Human” or whatever the fuck. Just draw something that everyone recognizes. Something that you didn’t come up with.

Nobody gives a shit about your imagination. Fuck you.

Now, did you put a unique spin on it? Make it your own interpretation?

You did!? That’s great! EXCEPT NO IT’S NOT. IT’S FUCKING WRONG. Throw that shit in the trash.

Fuck you again.

What is wrong with you?

Now start it the fuck over. Google Image search for Tom Hiddleston in his Loki garb and trace over the sumbitch. Yeah. That’s what your art school education is all about; tracing and regurgitating.

Nobody gives a shit about you, what you want, what inspires you, your unique voice, or the thousands of dollars you may have spent going to school to learn and hone your artistic capabilities.

Okay, now have you drawn your famous thing that isn’t yours at all? Is there absolutely nothing about it that imparts any trace of your own identity or vision? Does it look sterile, lifeless, and rote? Good!

Now, take the thing you drew…

And draw a Disney Princess DRESSED UP as that!

Oh, and don’t put your name on it. It’ll just be cropped out, eventually.


Yesssssss.

Myers-Briggs types are bullshit.

But Zoes/Zeldas? That’s truth, right there.